Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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