dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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