Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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