batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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