He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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