Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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