meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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