i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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