just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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