is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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