You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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