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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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