Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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