; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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