I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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