just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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