If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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