Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
how does that bad decision feel?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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