is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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