She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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