I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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