remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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