I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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