Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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