Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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