Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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