Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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