Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
