Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He has the fingertips of a God
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