i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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