I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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