We won't sleep together?
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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