weddingsv make me drug and hornr
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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