i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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