took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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