Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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