just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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