Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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