I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The air taste purple.
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