Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Do plants get herpes?
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