I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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