whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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