Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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