fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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