it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i dont even know how to be here
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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