at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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