Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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