is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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