i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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