After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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