We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
She's the barista slut.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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