Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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