I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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