We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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