Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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